Friday, September 22, 2006

Ah! Vicodin!

The cure for the common umbilical hernia(incarcerated) surgery.

Thursday evening: after working out, subject notices slight distension of right side of abdomen.

Friday afternoon: subject waits 1.5 hours for primary care doctor to acknowledge condition and recommend a guy with a knife.

Monday afternoon: the guy with knife discusses alternatives and discussion of time ensues, which leads to. . .

Thursday morning: the guy with the knife, during a time tesseract, seems to have attached some gauze and tape to my belly.

Now: why am I blogging at 5AM? This stuff was supposed to make me drowsy!

1 comment:

Bike Bubba said...

Get better soon, Mark!